Tired...but getting rested
We got our new bed a couple of nights ago. I'm still tired but I feel better. I should have a new post tomorrow but until then feel free to add some more jokes to my earlier post (below). I like jokes,...
View ArticleAnother Day in the Life
Tonight, my wife and I went house hunting.I used to be afraid of buying a house but then I finally wised up to the fact that we've been pissing away a shitload of money over the years on rent (yes, I...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Because It's Tuesday
I was thinking this morning about how President Bush’s approval ratings have fallen below the 30% mark. Well, not really THINKING cuz that’s a lot to ask of me when I’m trying to avoid eye contact with...
View ArticleWell if what's his face says it's true, it MUST be true
It's people like this jerk-wad, shit-head, fuck-faced, ass-ranger, hump-rumper, dildo twat that makes me think I will NEVER step foot in a church again. I honestly can't believe that people look up to...
View ArticleYou Said What Now?
I took today off because I thought I was dying from the flu.I was wrong.Turns out it was allergies. I took a Benydril (or however you spell it... I can't be bothered to look it up right now) and a half...
View ArticleClik here to view.
We're All Going on a Roman Holiday
Some updates:We finally sold our Blazer which has been sitting in a used car lot in Lynden, Washington for the last year or so. We found out we sold it about 2 weeks ago but I haven’t said anything...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Yuk!
Recently, I've become obsessed with nose hair.Now, I'm not talking about the normal nose hair that grows out of your nostrils. That shit is normal, as far as I'm concerned. I figure that hair serves a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
My Secret is Out
Many of you have suggested that since I work in advertising that my salary must be right up there with the real "movers and shakers" of the world. You would not be wrong. I'm sure my monthly income...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The BEST Airport
I'm having trouble tonight with blooger.com or bloger.com or whatever. The formatting has gone to shit and I don't have the patience to deal with it cuz I'm in the middle of packing for our trip to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Home again, home again, jiggity jig...
Hey folks,I'm back from Rome (or Roma as the locals call it--freaking foreigners). Oh, I'm gonna come up with some KILLER postings in the days to come but for now I leave you with this:Dunno what...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Rome If You Want To...(Part I)
I'm having trouble beginning.Begin at the beginning, they say.OK. Here goes then...Bare with me for a moment here...*ahem*(clearing of throat)strumming of fingers(...gotta pour myself a stiff...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Just in case
I know many of you are probably concerned that the world is going to end tomorrow, what with the date being 666 and all.Well click here and find out how you can take part in the "violent worship and...
View ArticleSigns of the Apocolypse
It is now early morning here in Belfast and the first signs of the end of the world are all around me.The temperature today is forecasted to be 25 Celcius -that's about 80 or so in real temperature-...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Rome If You Want Too (Part II)
BRING OUT YOUR DEADBehold the beauty of digital snapshots taken of postcards! I call them the Digi-Dead.I found it suprising how we weren't allowed to take photos of the crumbling corpses but the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Rome If You Want To (Part III)
ITALIAN TELEVISIONAfter each and every incredibly long day spent traipsing through the vast city of Rome, it was my want to come back to the hotel room and see what kind of 'televisual' entertainment...
View ArticleClik here to view.
I'm Probably Going to Jail
'Dear IRS, please find enclosed my pathetic return. You owe me $79. If I owed you, you'd be charging me a 10% fine but it seems the same doesn't hold true for you because you owe me. Double...
View ArticleFeedback
Hey everyone,I've gotten some comments and emails from readers saying they're having trouble with my pics loading.Not being a very tech-y type of guy, I don't know what to tell you. I use Firefox at...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Ceiling Cat Caught!
This will come as a great relief to many, if not all, of you.It seems that the infidel 'Ceiling Cat' has been caught and apprehended.You may all go about your business as...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Everybody's Stupid Except Me
This week I've learned that everybody is stupid.This shouldn't have come as a surprise to me but it did. I've suspected it, I've exposed it but yet I've let it pass for some reason.This massive...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Rome If You Want To (Part IV)
Just a few quick pics to kill of the remainder of my lackluster attempt to capture the splendor of one of the most beautiful cities in the world (despite the graffiti that is everywhere--everywhere,...
View ArticleBlogger Blows
OK.Blogger officially blows. I gotta sort this out. I've been trying for the last half hour to upload a pic and nothing.Nada.Zilch.Bumpkiss.I'm really...
View ArticleIt Might Be Time For Something New
Hey everyone,As you know, I've been increasing pissed off and underwhelmed by Blogger.com's performance. I've lost posts, been unable to log in and when I do, it won't upload pics. They layout is for...
View ArticleI'm Sorry...
I'm sorry bloooooger.com.It just isn't working out.Oh, I know we've both tried but...well...it's not me, it's you.Really? You're surprised by this? You didn't see it coming? Well, it all boils down to...
View ArticleALL DONE
Well folks, it's official.I hate Blogger.com and I won't be coming back (unless...well...ya never know).I'm going to keep this site live but only to direct you to my new, more expansive and welcoming...
View Article
